Church signs with a little bit of humor

 
 

-----Mike's Corner-----

updated 10/13/15

Christian Humor & Good Clean Jokes
for the whole family!


Here are some jokes Mike has shared at our Men's fellowship & Sunday Services

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Why do bees have sticky fur?
Because they have honey combs.

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Do you know how farmers throw parties?
They turn-up the beets.

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A pastor notices a man in his church that he hadn't seen in a long time.
After the service he said to the man, "Sir, I only see you at Christmas and Easter.
You need to be in the Lord's army."
The man replied, "I am in the Lord's Army, I'm in the secret service."

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A man was asked on his birthday,
"Were there any great men born on your birthday?"
He replied, "Nope, they were all babies."

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What kind of books do cattle like to read? "Cattle-logs"

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What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale...


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